Final Cut Miri Ride Report.

   4 days in Miri. What a circus it has been. The days went by in a blur. Being ushered around, changing transport 4 times within the city itself almost daily. Eating all sorts of nonsense available. Drinking like a fish. Getting roasted at 3 in the afternoon all in the name of riding. Learning how to perform the Jager Bomb execution.
   It has been an eye opener in many ways.  
   Watching Dotty eat like a starving rodent is creepy and fascinating both at the same time. Creepy because she eats almost anything. Fascinating because she actually can store all those food in one go. Tactically she is correct all the way. Now i know why she wears lycra.
   Jesse. This fella is asleep most of the time. In the bus. In the van. During lunch. Midway through dinner. At the first longhouse. At the second longhouse. Sharing a room with PeteW must be physically exhausting. Poor man. I hope he gets his ginseng tonic to replenish his mojo when he returns to KL.
   CT. He shits most of the time. Sorry. He shits all the time. Full stop. If you ever need to know and rate the cleanliness of any toilet in Miri. This would be the fella to ask. Raja Taik.
   CH came with one. Returned to KL with two. Brave man this is. He must have self amputated his mojo to be so brave a man. Salute.
   King was also not at his best for the first two days. He tried competing with CT for the most toilet usage within a day. Sadly, he lost. CT won. King got violated in his sleep willingly. We have documented proof.
   Krankster and Alex. Cycled all the way from Kuching. Took 12 days to pull that monkey stunt. Arrived in Miri to join the ride. Totally confused the local riders by riding off road with their touring bikes. These two are lucky to come home in one piece. The only reason why they are not chopped up and buried in Kampung Bakam is thanks to us convincing the local riders these two are retired clowns. They didn't mean to insult you guys by riding on one inch skinny.
   A collection of pictures below to remind us why we should go back to Miri again.
   On On....
 

Sleep.

Drink.

More sleeping.

Bike shopping.

More drinks.

Ride to 7-11

Hibernation till the next feeding.

And more sleeping...

Male bonding.

Eat fist sized burger.

Why we come to Miri....