Monday, 11 May 2015

Broga Ride Report 10th MAY 2015

10th MAY 2015 Broga Ride:-

dementia noun
1.   severe impairment or loss of intellectual capacity and personality integration, due to the loss of neurons or damage to the brain.

dementia begins...

delusional dehydration noun
1.   hallucination, clown like behaviour, due to abnormal loss of water from the body, especially from illness or physical activity.
2.   generally affects middle aged men in lycra.

dehydration stage 1.
barren moonscape noun
1.   level or slight rolling land, usually with sandy soil and few trees, and relatively infertile.
2.   a land area that resembles the surface of the moon, especially in barrenness and desolation.

moonscape.
voyeurism noun
1.   the practice of obtaining sexual gratification by looking at sexual objects or acts, especially secretly.
2.   popular subject includes poodles, sheep and sweaty farmers.

Full blown group gratification in progress.

hippie party noun
1.   group of persons who reject the values of conventional society and withdraw into communes and universal love, typical wears colourful clothes and smells funny.
2.   mostly conducted in jungle hideouts, away from authority and civilization.

party in progress.

 anabolic steroid noun
1.   a synthetic derivative of testosterone, sometimes used by athletes or old persons to help increase performance or strength.
2.   usually consumed in secret by middle aged men.

steroid enhanced person going up the hill.

 organic based noun
1.   of or relating to animal, plant or person constituents having a carbon basis.
2.   free from steroid or any performance enhancing synthetic testosterone, anabolic steroid.

steroid free person going up the same hill.

 clown noun
1.   a comic performer, as in a circus, who wears an outlandish costume and makeups.
2.   a condition commonly found in old persons mostly. dementia commonly follows soon after.

Elusive clown caught on HD. Refer video by Bork.

clowns noun
1.   a PAIR of comic performer, as in a circus, who wears an outlandish costume and makeups.
2.   more than one clown. plural

The height of cycling fashion. God help us all....

filial piety noun
1.   ( in Confucianism ) the important virtue and primary duty of respect, obedience and care for one's parents and elderly family members.
2.   assisting to massage our much loved and treasured Curry Chicken Provider suffering from cramps. Hats off to the guy in black. You scored points and a pot of Curry Chicken. Well done....! Thumbs up.

Judy enjoying her massage.

broga noun
1.   sleepy hollow located about 38km south of Kuala Lumpur. mostly a farming community. famous for Pan Mee and chatty Hakka women.
2.   favourite location for old hippies to dress up like clowns and muck around in mud. steroids optional.
3.   the only real reason why we wake up at 6am on a Sunday morning.




Unbelievable'




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