Wednesday, 27 June 2012

KIARA Night Ride Report 23rd JUNE 2012

23rd JUNE Night Ride KIARA:-

Nocturnal animals spotted.


Great weather great ride! Despite a number of last minute FFK we still had a total of 12 eager beavers, all bright and shinier than a Christmas tree.

Our Korean dictator G is down with a mysterious fever that blemished his otherwise lifelong record of good health. Vincent (the Hew one) decided to contribute to PLUS' coffer and took a drive along the NSE to Muar. Unker Danny decided to do the same and went back to Melaka. King Kenny got a last minute fever too but not sure if it was the same virus as G's. Chee Hoong and Danny of the 3 musketeers' fame decided Kiara was daunting enough in the day let alone at night but CT showed up with double magic on the handlebar. Not unbelievably Pat messaged to say he had a wedding dinner to attend.... Vincent (the Chin one) never got back to us whereas Bulldozer Gan had to climb his rooftop to install a lightning protector before the next lightning strikes to send him back to the future. Meanwhile Victor went to check out the lights available and came away with the conclusion that the better ones (he wouldn't touch the not so good ones) cost as much as a Kancil. Not sure if he meant the animal one or the Perodua one. Anyway he says he  didn't think candles would work so he gave us a miss.

Tan Sri Bok panicking from darkness
BBok had a last minute fright when his Magic Shine failed due to faulty connections. Fortunately he had an array of 16 other torchlights to select from as a backup so no major issue here. Now we understand more why he has 16 lights. You never know when your connectors are gonna give up on you.

The Wrench showed up with his Specialized full susp sitting grandly atop his Nissan on Sea Suckers. Another sucker to add to the list. Says he kept to no more than 80kph just to be sure his bike was still there by the time he got to TTDI. Looks like the sucker works. And it took him less than a couple of minutes to remove the suckers and safely store them in the boot.

WC Chan was about to lose his virginity on a nite ride and you could sense all the excitement about him. Like a kid let loose in Toys R Us. Arthur too lost his virginity that night but he was slightly less excited about it, perhaps distracted by problems he had with his rear shock.

More wildlife spotted.
Dot finally had the opportunity to try out her brand new rooftop bike rack. It comes with a stool for her to stand on. Cute, Always thought only KY Jelly (who came with his son) had that same stool. Oh yeah, Sherman and Choy turned up too.

Just as we were about to start it drizzled a few drops but that was it. We had fine weather after that. Did the usual loops that we normally do in the day - Office, Overtime, Magic Carpet, 2k, Mission reverse, Lower Shot, Twin Peaks, Flintstones and Carnival. Back at the cars before midnight. The rather humid weather called for a round of Guinness to smoothen the Hokkien mee down our throats. 
The REAL reason Manta came for night ride.

Got home smelling dirty (coz I forgot to bring a change of clothe), showered and ended up with high fever!  What a way to end an otherwise perfect outing.

Monday, 18 June 2012

Kiara Special ...Night Ride 23rd June 2012



Night Ride Kiara 23rd June 2012:-
   Its a night ride for this weekend. This is acting as a prelude for the up coming night Hash in Sepang the following week. Ride Detail follows below...

Ride Location: Kiara
Ride Time: 2000 hours
Meeting Point: In front of KSH TTDI
Ride details: Dark, silly, wet, foolish, sweaty, did i mention dark?, not very smart, slippy mud, really dark...
Ride Tips: Unless you happen to own a pair of eyes like this little fellow here. It is probably best to get a really nice and bright pair of headlights mounted on thee bike. Ride invitation posted in early for would be riders to prep their bikes for the night ride. As though Kiara in the day is not suicidal enough... Free check ups for signs of Dementia provided after ride.

FRIM Ride report 17th June 2012

FRIM 17th June Ride Report:-

   Just the 7 of us. Started pouring just as we were heading into Dream trail. As a result, it was wet and slippery. From there, we proceeded to Syabas and then towards Pacat.
   No one dared to ride the downhill entry into Pacat after watching Grumpy endo it but i took up the challenge and cleared it.
   Explored a nice single track after Pacat but turned out to be a dead end following hash paper. Stopped for durian instead before doing Steroids and Pinus.
   Thats it.

Ride report courtesy of the Manta. ( Man of few words )

Friday, 15 June 2012

17th June ride 2012 / FRIM

FRIM muck around ride 17th June 2012.


   The boys have decided to do FRIM for this weekend. This was after last week's ass whipping hike in Sungai Pusu. The Yellow Manta thought this would do best as a recovery ride. He sounded tired from last week's ride. Being considerate fellow hikers. We duly agreed for a simple ride this Sunday so as not to wear out the Old Manta's tail..
   Ride details follows below.





17th June 2012 FRIM.
Meeting point: Chinese Temple right outside FRIM's main gate.
Meeting Time: 0800 hours.
Contact person: Chief Priest Manta 012-2274443 or Little Priestess Dot 012-3038993
Ride plan: Usually starts with Dream Trail to warm up the sleepy old dogs. Then wait at the exit of Dream Trail for the weekly face plant attempt. Off towards the Water Tank. Downhill from there towards the connecting bits with the main climb up helipad. After helipad.. its anyone's guess..

 


Monday, 11 June 2012

Ride Report Sg Pusu / Kemensah 9th JUNE 2012

Sungai Pusu  / Kemensah Ride Report.

  Ride was good to go this time around. Unlike the last trip which was a wash out and we ended up riding Sofea Jane instead. Meet up was scheduled at 0730hours at Shell Station beside the main road heading towards Genting. Farmer Danny and The Korean was collected from Melawati after planting their cars their to ferry the drivers back to their car at the end of the ride.
   Usual suspect showed up. Counted 14 hikers in total. Yellow Manta was a no show. Seems he had to clean up his aquarium or something. Hot coffee chugged down. Lotsa MacDonald's was taken in. More coffee and more Hash Browns packed for the trail later. Waited for one dude to discharge his own version of Hash Brown.
   Off we went headed towards the trail head in Sungai Pusu. Start a point was decided at the community hall. The whip was passed to Zach for this week's ride with Adrian Chan steering the loose end.
Ride Briefing
  Ride briefing done by Whipmaster. Total expected distance 25kms of hills and more hills. Trail condition expected to be wet and mugly. Weather looks good. slight overcast with specks of rain. 2 kenduri's spotted.
    Been quite awhile since the old clowns have done a long ride like this so much was expected for the ride. All 14 hikers was excited and looked forward to having a good weekend taking their expensive bikes out for a walk.
Dot warming up for the ride
   Which turn out to be much more fun than expected. Total final count was 5 river crossing. 6 leeches on the average for EACH hiker. 2 food break. 3 little hills to walk up. 1 Flat tire. More leeches. Had a few Japanese breaks. ( Interpret as photo sessions )  1 out of shape Rear Derailleur. Lotsa of mud. Plenty of wheezing hikers. Quick lessons in how to swear in Hokkien , Cantonese and Portugese. Group discussions on the different types of mud. More swearing. Trying to do division of 4 Nasi Lemak for 14 starving hikers. Logic and sharp elbows prevailed in the end. 10 hiker had to settle for buns and laksa. Multiple swearing in unison.
Choi!! warming up his abs for the ride
   All in all, this was a superb hiking weekend. We should invite more hikers for this the next time around. Thanks to the week's whip master Zach for not getting us lost in the trail. And not forgetting Adrian Chan for  sweeping the rest of the senior citizens up the trail.
   Below is a ride report courtesy of our visiting hiker Victor.





Victor's Ride Report:-
Any idea why Victor is glowing?
 Blogmaster asked me to write about our last riding mess around Sg Pusu and Kemensah.  I am sorry guys, I really cannot write.  He also told me: - remember no politics, no religion, no race stuff, no sex, no swearing and no porno.  What shall I do, then?  Like that, it is so hard to say something about the fucking ride.


   I understand that with the amendments to printing presses and publications act Patrick can go to jail if I say, for example: I love communism.  I don't want my riding mate to go to jail, just because he is not Portuguese, or because he likes to eat duck and listening to the Wigles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9DOc0Jn6sL2w7caKajr5Nx0

  Sorry, I forgot about the ride.  
   Google said it is just 10.3km and should take only 17min.  Well, that's a proof that you cannot trust Google, or the Government.  It was over 16km and more than 360min.  Not only had our visas expired, jeopardizing any future rides, but all the hell happened out there: we had to push up and to push down, cross the same river more times than corruption cases in Malaysia, meet unhappy hornets and wasps, give our blood to leeches like we give to the tax men when we buy a beer, get mud all over the body and the bike and still be parted from the bikes for an extra car ride.  
Butt Exercise in session
   We were lucky though; we didn't find any Perkasa people and were not beaten by the police.  After reaching home, I had a very long nap before dinner.  I was thinking that how much nicer were parts of the trail some 5+ years back and how could we recover it, considering the motorbikes and the shadow of development.  With a mini-excavator and little cash that could be done, but who could take charge?  Najib or Khir?  
   
Dot helping to do repairs on the trail
Thank you people for giving me the rare opportunity of participating in this hard ride.  I hope I didn’t forget to mention anyone.  We are ready for more.  Are you voting next election?  



Friday, 8 June 2012

Chapter 2 Pusu Pioneer Report / Archive

Chapter 2 of the Ride Feedback Archive from 2003.


Roughing it Out – Mountain Bike Camping! by Yellow Manta.
   It was close to 5.00pm when Leyienne dropped Danny de Kompressor and me at the trailhead in Kg Sg Pusu last Saturday. Due to unavoidable circumstances, both of us couldn’t join our buddies going in that morning for the Sg Pusu Sleepover. Dark clouds loomed overhead and thunder could be heard rolling in the distance. On antibiotics and running a fever of 100°, my main concern despite that was not avoiding a drenching but to get to campsite before nightfall. Between the 2 of us, we only had a micro LED keychain lite! A lucky draw prize at last year’s annual dinner actually.  And contrary to what I was led to believe, Danny had never been to the actual campsite and it would be entirely guesswork 3km beyond the first river crossing! Consolation was it was one-way in only. Still we weren’t sure of the terrain…

   The Kompressor had disappeared beyond the horizon as I pushed slowly up the second rutted hill, like I did the first, balancing a 10kg pack on my back. There was no sun but sweat was streaming down my face and I could feel this burning sensation coming from within my body. My head felt steaming hot inside the helmet. Perhaps it was the still and humid air coupled with my fever. At the top, all I could do was to dump the bike, drop the heavy knapsack and plong heavily onto the ground, gasping for breadth. That’s when I spied this track cutting through the trees in the distant valley below. It dawned on me once again that Malaysia is truly a paradise for mountain biking.

   Logging tracks, both current and ex, plantation trails and forest singletracks all of which we have in abundance right here at our doorstep and offering a wide choice of terrain. They range from laterite tracks on level ground providing easy riding for all levels of ability to rock-strewn and rut-filled paths which may be the only way down a steep mountainside, demanding top physical fitness, excellent techniques and steady nerves. In between these 2 extremes, we have hard packed dirt tracks interspersed very frequently during the monsoons with knee-deep mudpools in which wild boars frolic! Indeed, it’s one of the marvels of the modern mountain bike that it is capable of dealing with such diverse environments.

   But bike camping is a totally different kettle of fish, especially if you are headed for the tropical rain forest and not some nicey campsite off the highway or by the beach. Agree with me or not, mountain bike camping is the ultimate in roughing it out and one of the most intense experiences in nature. There is something truly liberating about riding on an overnight trip, powered completely by your own body and carrying everything you need by yourself. No need to rely on 4x4 support, like our previous HOBs.

   Mountain bike camping is certainly not for everybody, especially wuzzies who fear leeches (de Orange, how was the ride at Putrajaya?). The last thing you want to do after a long hard day’s ride is to set up a campground, start a fire and cook your dinner. Also most mountain bikes, especially the full susp ones, are not exactly designed to efficiently carry the extra load whilst still allowing you a good degree of control and balance on a rutted track, uphill or downhill. Bike camping is definitely not easy. But it can be done and is extremely fun as proven last weekend by 22 pedalphiles at Sg Pusu. Key is to pack sensibly, keep everything as lightweight as possible and sharing the load when it comes to common equipment like tents, burners and cooking utensils. Check out the stories below.

   And yes, Danny and I made it to camp before nightfall, just barely. Except for a few drops, the rain held back. The trail was superb and the downhill stretches were some of the best I’ve ever ridden! Best of all, there wasn’t a single leech in sight! And the benefit of coming late into camp is everything has been set up nicely, dinner cooked and hot coffee brewing. I can’t wait to do it again and find another excuse to ride in later… Yong, you missed a great one, and to think you were the prime mover of the whole thing! PainMaster, thanks for organizing it! You did it again!

I LUUUV YOU SG PUSU by Moh Tuck Teng
   Our Doc Pain and Dark sides is got many troubles now. Mud & Dirt got launch counter attack by give this very shiok shiok HOB. Poor Izzy not go for this ride and miss the best toilet in the worlds.

   Izzy! Please imagines this…. Biggest toilet in the world and got bird sing sing as the poop lands on the wet leaves. Also got offer nice place for painful back sides on nice smooth stones with immediates flushing system in very beautiful stream.

   Meng is hero for this ride ride. First he got offers Emilia donkey service and carries her McDonald bag on head. Other peoples got offer to pay Meng RM 200 for same service but Meng do wan mah! Even after got fall fall many time. Maybe Meng got shiok shiok sama itu Emilia and wants to get more pitty? When Emilia got feels bored in jungle he got sing sing for her in sleep. On very high bass base (got pig sound one) Meng sing by day and Cool lane sing by night some more. This is very excitings for sleeping peoples.

   Sleep sleep time is best. Our members can got sleep with SYT on same bed one. PainMaster do good job for everyones but now must change name to frightMaster. He very clevers one. First he got wear sarong on head and quietly go look for food when everyones is sleeping.

   I think he got like Emilia punya Nasi Hangus very very much until got quietly look for food in middle of night.



The Original Itinerary from 2003.
HOB 1/2003: SG PUSU SLEEPOVER – NIGHTTIME STORIES

   A smashing success! PCC’s first ever fully self-supported mountain bike camping went beautifully without any hitches other than a broken rear carrier that couldn’t take the weight and thrashing! And many a bruised ego as we tried maneuvering the ruts/roots/rocks and 20lbs on our back failed to stop some of us from flying over the bars! Trail was fantastic (interesting, extremely fun and challenging) and campsite was paradise! Whoever built and maintains the campsite, you truly have our appreciation and admiration. Kitchen, dining table complete with benches and stools and huts with raised platform, all made from bamboo and tree trunks, alongside a crystal clear stream! We couldn’t have asked for more. Check out the stories below, especially Izzy’s, oops sorry, we mean Moh Tuck Teng’s account despite his not being there.

The Stats
Date: 22-23 February 2003
Trail: Loop from Melawati to Sg Pusu to Kemensah, including 1km of river walk!
Total ride distance: 32km
No of adventurers: 22
Weather: Couldn’t have been better!
Trail conditions: Godsend! Despite the wet weather of late. Superb downhills! 
                          Of course lotsa killer hills before that!
Leechometer: 1/5
Campsite: 5/5

The Pioneers:
PainMaster, Cool Lane, Ivan, Annie, James Bak, Oneil Ah Siang, Louis Cheong, Dr. Eric ‘Orang Gunung’ Tan and ‘Smokinn Babe’ Adrian of Singapore, Mark Adams, Eric and friend, Emilia, Ariff, Simon, Rob Schorr, Thighland Meng, Danny Ng, Keith ‘Hilux’ Lim, Patrick, Kompressor and Yellow Manta.





Sunday Ride 10th JUNE 2012- Sungai Pusu to Kemensah Traverse

Sungai Pusu to Kemensah Traverse Ride / 10th JUNE 2012.
   Here we go. The old donkeys have decided to be more serious about riding. Well, ONE donkey at least... After weeks of doing half hearted rides all over town. Someone actually asked to have a more dignified ride so as not to shame the children telling their friends in pre-school that their old man is a weekend warrior. ( 50 minutes was all we did for last Kiara ride. Hence the absence of any ride report. It was too shameful to even publish in cyberspace.)
   So this week we are off to do a half day epic ride. In PCC terms, that also means you might get lost and end up spending 12 hours in the trail with only a dozen of old smelly donkeys for company.Do not sign any documents during ride briefing. Thats where they catch you off guard.
   This is your chance to prove to mummy dearest that you are actually trained stoopid. NOT genetically gifted stoopid. Attached below is the ACTUAL ride feedback from the FIRST epic traverse done in 2003. Reading it now still makes me weep...

The Height of Cycling fashion circa 2000's...

Homecoming of the Long Lost Son by Cool Lane

   Our M&D section talked me into joining the first HOB of 2003 which was Sg Pusu, the first ever self-supported overnight off-road ride. I must admit that it has been a long while since I had gone for an off-road ride and one that involved climbing some hills at that but the call of the wilderness was too strong to ignore. Consulted some of my partners in crime to join me but they all had fallen into the dark side and the excuse was too many leeches. So did my shopping for the trip and sent my mountain bike that had collected quite a bit of cobweb for service.

   Woke up bright and early on Saturday and together with Ivan and Annie headed down to the Caltex Station at Taman Melawati, the meeting point for the trip. At about 7.30am, everybody arrived and after a short briefing of the trail, we headed towards UIA where the trailhead began. Almost immediately we began to climb the hill which was rutted and quite unrideable and made worse by a 20-lb backpack! The climb up to the peak was a real lungbuster not that I rode most of it but pushing was bad enough.

   After what must have been forever, we finally reached the first peak and began the downhill blast which was quite exhilarating. It had been so long and I had forgotten what a rush an offroad downhill blast can give you! Soon the fun ended and the second climb started and it was as bad as the first one but as with everything that goes up, it must come down and the downhill was as good as the first. The downhill led us straight to the river where we were to set up camp for the night. Unknown to us, there was a reception waiting for us at the campsite hosted by some jungle trekkers who had built the makeshift facilities at the campsite. After scoffing down some teh O and cucuk udang, we set up camp after bidding farewell and thanking our host who had moved on up river for a 2 and a half hour trek to a waterfall upstream for some kelah fishing (wish I could join them!). After setting up camp, we had lunch and whiled away our time by chitchatting and just simply enjoying the serenity of the surroundings. As evening approached, we pooled our food rations and shared it with everybody which resulted in some fine variety of grub.

   After dinner, Peter and Danny arrived, as they had left much later in the day due to work commitments (talk about being hardcore!). Night came and we sat around the dining table sharing stories of past rides while downing endless cups of coffee and more food. A small surprise was in store as that day happened to be Meng’s 29th birthday (or the 20th anniversary thereof) and a cake was brought out as we sang Happy Birthday while Danny played his harmonica (a man of many talents, should hear him sing!). We went to sleep at about 11pm. Some people complained of a passing train but I didn’t’ hear a thing, must be their imagination.

Day 2
   Woke up bright and early and washed in some icy cold water, followed with breakfast. The night before was pretty cold somewhere in the low 20’s. Once we were warmed up, we broke camp and so began the second part of our little adventure. This part of our trip had nothing to do with our ability to ride a bike but how to balance our bikes and backpacks (which were much lighter after scoffing down all our food) through some pretty nasty ground. Here some of us picked up some hitchhikers who were there not for the ride but for some fresh blood. After traipsing through the river for about half an hour, we reached a section where 2 rivers meet and the sight and ambience of the place can’t be described; you have to be there to appreciate it and who would have thought that you could stumble upon an abandoned overhead railway track smack in the middle of nowhere! A short distance upriver, we reached the trailhead and began the climb to the peak. The weather had started to heat up and we were not covered by canopy as much as earlier. This time around the hills were quite rideable, they were not too steep or rutted. Again as everything goes up must come down, we blasted downhill but not for long as the trail was so badly rutted even some full sussy had to push down too. We exited the trail at Kg Kemensah waterfall entrance where Danny appropriately stopped an ice-cream man and all of us promptly attacked with vengeance. The weather had started to become hot and heavy as we finished our cool ice cream and continued with the last 5km to the Caltex Station.

   While having lunch, I pondered about my experiences over the weekend and what I had been missing ever since abandoning M&D! The weekend had taught me one thing and that is no amount of road riding can replace the sheer joy you get from riding a good offroad ride, being at one with nature and its surroundings, clean air and water that you could drink without hesitation. Some may beg to differ saying it’s messier and the distance too short but it still is great fun and gives more adrenaline rush for the buck. So I am going to maker it a point to return to my roots and do more offroad rides this year.

So Mother Nature, I am Coming Home!

   Many thanks to James the PainMaster and Peter (dudes, thanks for showing me the light), Danny (for the compliment “shoulder of a tiger and waist of a bear”), Ivan, Annie, James, Louis, Rob, Simon, Oneil, Adrian, Orang Gunung, Patrick, Mark, Eric, Emilia, Keith and Meng.

BIKE TILL YOU DROP!

Falling in Love…by Emilia
   Am falling in LOVE! ...Am falling in LOVE! …Am falling in love with MUD & DIRT, sorry TAR & GRIME I found someone else better than you....

   Wat else to say...so damn syiok! ...Tolak basikal, masuk sungai, naik bukit, turun bukit...no complaint lah! ...Cannot find it in KLCC tau!

   Talking bout the leech...ala…not many, fews only la…u scream n the guys will come running to u to save your kaki...apa susahkan? Cannot carry your own stuffs, send for courier service. That’s what I did and thank you, thank you, thank you zillion thank you to  Meng. Without him my barang and myself would not have safely reached the campsite.

   So...where we goin next week Peter?

Another Great and Memorable Ride with PCC by Eric ‘Orang Gunung’ of Singapore
   Smokinn Babes and myself left Singapore at 3.30am, only to arrive slightly late for the 7.30am rendezvous with the rest of the riders. After a quick (but regrettably heavy) breakfast of nasi lemak and curry sotong, we made the ride towards Kg Sg Pusu without much issue.

   From there it’s off the tarmac, and almost immediately it was dismount and push time… the upward slope though rather gradual, was too rutted to ride. It was mainly uphill from then and after lots of pushing (for myself at least), we finally made it up to a junction that leads either to Genting Highlands or to our campsite. From there, it was an excellent technical downhill on the “mother of all ruts” track. Deep ruts on both sides await to eat up those who go astray for not riding the ridge well. Poor Smokinn Babes was eaten up… twice, and myself once… I somersaulted after my front wheel hit flat against a ditch, the mistake I pay for choosing the wrong line! The “mother of all ruts” led to a river with slippery logs (hear that someone slipped and fell off those slimy logs), and from then it was no issues to the campsite.

   A 2pm entry into campsite must have been a first for PCC HOB! The campsite was a lovely surprise… huts, tables, chairs, clear river, butterflies everywhere… what’s more we were warmly welcomed with snacks and tea! How’s that for a self-supported ride???

   The early entry to the campsite was excellent for me thought… time to chill out by the river and catch up on my much-needed sleep! Lots of the other riders, so used to a typical hectic PCC ride, found it difficult to chill out.

   Dinner was a sumptuous experimentation of all conceivable junk food… from “sandy” rice, to Friskies. Yeah we lived to tell the tale. Smokinn Babes and myself zonked out soon after dinner… it was blissful 12-hour snooze in the cool mossie-less night, to the call of frogs and crickets.

   The morning mood was just as relaxed… a relatively late waking, a simple breakfast, and then off to hit the tracks again. This second day experience was totally unique again… an initial few kilometers of true forest single-track… bunny hopping over roots, great V-dips across pristine forest streams, and the occasional duck from the many rattan vines out to catch the unwary. Then it’s river running time… a good long push of the bike along the river to soak those muscles cold.
Out of the river, and onto the hills. Not too difficult… many of the up slopes were very doable, provided you have enough momentum.

   What goes up, must come down… but to my dismay, the most of the downhills were technically too challenging for me to ride down, with narrow ruts and ridges leaving little room for error. With the heavy pack on the back, I was not willing to take the risk.

   At the bottom were the plains to Klang Gates. A short ride brought us back to the fringe of civilization, were we all treated ourselves to a few servings of ice-lollies.

   Thanks again to the crazy guys of PCC for yet another great ride…. 

Monday, 4 June 2012

Telemung Ride Report 26/27 May 2012

Ride Report for Telemung Self Supported Ride and Camp.
   Seems the ride and camp was so wonderful and yet no feedback from any of the so called happy campers. Yellow Manta failed to submit his version. Which must explain why he was persistently coughing in front of me on last Sunday's Kiara ride. Ok. Brownie points earned for his relentless coughing. Report still not received as of today. 
   Farmer Danny also failed to send in any nuts to publish. This fella chose the Selective Amnesia route. No sms or emails from him for the entire week. He better be hiding in some cave up north if he decides to hide from me. Note to Self- Next time i see him, i will remember to bring my Zippo and spin it slowly in front of him. I can also be relentless... 
   The lengths these clowns would go to just to avoid me asking them for a report. This is actually reason enough to make into a story also i tell you. Hmmm... 101 reasons received from failure to contribute ride report. Idea! 
   Anyhoo, Dot the Starving Poddle sent in a report. Phew.... Albeit late by 8 days. Still a report to digest and laugh over. Beggars cant quite be chooser now can we? 


Official Ride and Camp for Telemung 26th and 27th MAY 2012.


Group Photo at the beginning of the ride
Here you go :)

   Aisayman, of all the things and the bikers in the trail, why do you have to go kiss the tree??!! There goes no riding for more than one month, bruise on the face, upper body and lower body and hairline crack on the ribs means go try something else other than riding, maybe gentle exercise like yoga to stretch the muscles, meditation to calm the mind from thinking too much of bicycles and rides and power dance to get those leg muscles working and ready for more rides post recovery. Not allowed to laugh too hard and cough too hard just so the ribs don't get tickled. There goes Cameron ride as well, simply not allowed to crouch over and lean forward on the bike. Not to mention the music and tender loving care from my sifu.
No idea who these are..

   We were talking about Ride and Camp even before the Cameron ride, planning might have started since last year, and the subject resurfaced on weekend rides, deciding if we were revisiting the Liang, Dua or Telemung. Somehow when campsites become popular, they are marked for development. One after another scenic places are being cleared. Finally 26 & 27 May is set for RnC of the year, plan was to either camp at the horseshoe site, or the island in Telemung, I even took leave on the Monday.
   So how was the trail condition, ride distance is not too long about 13-14km only but there were lots of uphill climbing and certain steep sections thrown in to add to the excitement. OK, since only one night two days, bring only flysheet and ground sheet should be enough right? 
Rare photo of a WALKING Dot

   We went through the checklist of things to bring, not to bring, nice to have list and nice-to-have-only-if-you-are-super-strong-rider list. We need portable water filter to filter water for cooking, so that we don't have to carry gallons of water into the trail. Need to find a buddy to share the load and make sure your buddy is strong enough to carry most of the heavy duty stuff like camping
stove, camping gas, ground sheet etc.

   My checklist included flysheet, tent and light weight foam mat to be tied to the seat post mount rack at the back with bungee cords.
In my backpack there were, tent pegs, mess tin and plastic cup, disposable raincoat, torchlight/headlight/candles, slippers, change of clothes, sarung for changing or as blanket, small towel, rafia string has multi usage to tie flysheet to tent or can be used to dry clothes, garbage bags for dirty laundry or garbage, basic toiletries e.g. toothbrush/toothpaste, soap or sample packs of shampoo, basic first aid kit,multi tool/ Swiss knife, utensils e.g. fork/spoon or chopstick,usual cycling gears and tools. Finished packing on Tuesday itself, my fully loaded backpack alone weighed 8kg. Thanks to Yong for his seat post mount rack carrier.
Up and away..

Simon volunteered to get permission to park at the oil palm collecting yard. We ended up camping at the highest campsite, above horseshoe. Foong and friend, Lee helped with support vehicle, set up communal tent and provided shelter, food and drinks. Our Singaporean neighbours brought the 8-man tent. Huge tent and heavy too on their heavy bikes and they were using 180mm forks!
We struggled on the uphills, took us about 3-4 hours to reach the campsite at the top. 
Base camp.
   Riding uphill was the real torture, more often than not we were pushing uphill than staying on the saddle due to the heavy load on the back and carrier, often not possible to ride certain steep sections of the trail. Now I realised how difficult the riding can be when loaded with a backpack that weighs 8kg and more. 
   Best experience was sleeping in the tent at night. It was surprisingly cosy and comfortable with Danny's inflatable mat and double layered with Simon's foam mat. Mandi in the cold mineral water was super fun although we were anticipating waterfall, so no wearing goggles and diving for us. 
Half naked old neanderthals
   
   Coming down took us only one hour, didn't dare to go fast as logging trucks were coming in and out of that area.Singaporean  neighbours took only half an hour and complained not enough downhill. 
   Having said all that, Telemong RnC was a good first experience for me, I survived the ride, camping was fantastic, the preparation was the highlight of the whole thing. Sad thing is much damage done to a large portion of the trail already in such a short period of time. Have to go for more RnC lah since invested in so many equipment already must use lah.
  -Report courtesy of Dot the Rabid Poodle

















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Target campsite decimated by logging






One wildlife spotted

   
Happy Camper
The reason why children not allowed